Open Post: Hosted By Melissa Gilbert’s Dog
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  Last night, I caught a glimpse in my mirrored closet door of me eating fingerfuls of cookie spread right out of the jar while re-watching an episode of Hollywood Hillbillies and the look of shame on my face is nothing compared to the look of shame on the face of Melissa Gilbert’s dog as they left NBC in NYC the other day. But Melissa’s dog has taught us all an important lesson. Even when your cruel owner forces you to wear an ugly seafoam dress and a nail polish color that isn’t your season, always conduct yourself like a true lady (see: doggy’s crossed paws). $(function(){ $("#gallery_124743").microfiche({ buttons: false,bullets: false }); $("#thumbcontainer_124743 .prevthumb").click(function() { $("#gallery_124743").microfiche({ slideByPages: -1 }); }); $("#thumbcontainer_124743 .nextthumb").click(function() { $("#gallery_124743").microfiche({ slideByPages: 1 }); }); }); Pics: Wenn.com [...]
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"Masters Of The Universe" Is Actually A Tragic Gay Love Story Between He-Man And Skeletor
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The 1987 live-action feature film version of the beloved children’s cartoon series had a lot more gay subtext than you may remember. impawards.com In 1987, Cannon Films — the great, long-defunct schlock factory responsible for some of the best bad movies of the 1980s — released a live-action version of the wildly popular cartoon TV series He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Starring Swedish adonis Dolph Lundgren (The Expendables, Universal Soldier, Rocky IV) as the virtuous and heroic He-Man and genuinely respected actor Frank Langella (Robot & Frank, Frost/Nixon, Dave) as the villainous and power-mad Skeletor, the film did resemble the cartoon series in the basic details. It was still set on Eternia and still centered around Castle Greyskull, which was still overseen by the Sorceress — and Skeletor and his right-hand woman Evil-Lyn did still covet conquering it. He-Man did still fight alongside trusted warrior compatriots Man-at-Arms and his daughter Teela, and he did still wield the famed "Sword of Greyskull." Skeletor did still have a skull for a face, and He-Man did still wear virtually nothing other than leather briefs, a small chest plate, and a red cape.But otherwise, for many He-Man fans, this film was a bizarre abomination. Whereas the cartoon was essentially a feudal fantasia, the live action version — re-dubbed simply Masters of the Universe — turned things into a futuristic sci-fi action-fest with laser guns and dimensional keys and soldiers in black-plastic armor that screamed Star Wars ripoff. Well over half the film was set on Earth, revolving around a lovey-dovey teenage couple (played by future Star Trek: Voyager star Robert Duncan McNeill and future Friends superstar Courteney Cox) way too old to serve as a proxy for the pre-pubescent kids who would want to see the movie. He-Man's alter-ego as Prince Adam was totally ignored, and many beloved characters from the cartoon — Orko, Cringer/Battle-Cat, Man-E-Faces, Mekaneck, Trap Jaw, Clawful — were nowhere to be seen. The film felt so not like the He-Man cartoon series, in fact, that most fans of the cartoon today kind of pretend Masters of the Universe doesn't exist, and haven't seen it since they were kids (if at all).I wasn't one of those kids — apparently, I enjoyed the movie's junky charms, and watched it several times on video while on family car trips. But I still hadn't seen Masters of the Universe in over a decade when I happened upon it on pay cable recently, and I have to say, it was a revelation. Because it turns out that watching Masters of the Universe with adult eyes revealed the film to be a tragic unrequited romance between He-Man and Skeletor. I'm not kidding. Let me prove it to you. The movie opens with Skeletor having already conquered Castle Greyskull, but as he skulks into the throne room, he only has one thing — or, rather, one man — on his mind. Ah, yes. He-Man. Warner Home Video It seems that even though Skeletor is on the verge of total domination — if all goes according to plan, by the end of the day, he will be imbued with all the "powers of the universe" — there is one goal not yet within his grasp. Well, that is a potent image, Skeletor. Seems like maybe you're a little…obsessed with He-Man? Warner Home Video View Entire List › [...]
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Western Conservatives Urge Appeals Court To Uphold Marriage Equality
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“[M]arriage is strengthened … by providing access to civil marriage for same-sex couples,” the officials argue. WASHINGTON — Several prominent Western-state conservatives and Republicans — led by former Sen. Alan Simpson — urged the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals Tuesday to strike down bans on same-sex couples' marriages in Utah and Oklahoma. Modeled after the briefing at the Supreme Court last year, the brief filed Tuesday aims to convince the court that the marriage equality cause is supported by people all along the political spectrum. The brief states that the signers believe that "there is no legitimate, fact-based reason for denying same-sex couples the same recognition in law that is available to opposite-sex couples. To the contrary, [the signers] have concluded that marriage is strengthened and its benefits, importance to society, and the social stability of the family unit are promoted by providing access to civil marriage for same-sex couples." Asking the court to act to advance that access, the brief states, "It is precisely at moments like this — when discriminatory laws appear to reflect unexamined, unfounded, or unwarranted assumptions rather than facts and evidence, and the rights of one group of citizens hang in the balance — that the courts' intervention is most needed." Full list of those signing: Read the brief: [...]
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Dancing With the Stars
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Some behind-the-scenes snapshots from this morning's Good Morning America announcement of this season's cast of Dancing With The Stars (#DWTS). My partner, I am thrilled to announce, is the stunningly beautiful dancer and extremely capable teacher, Australian 28-year-old Henry Byalikov. (Stylish, too, I might add) The cast ranges from recent ice dancing gold medalists Charlie White and Meryl Davis to smart funny man Drew Carey. Drew said to me this morning: "Who wouldn't want to do this show?" You're preaching to choir here, Drew. Since Day One, nine years ago, I've wanted to do DWTS. Dance is the expression of joy and freedom that the human race has enjoyed from the beginning of time. I am thrilled to think Henry is going to have me moving at least somewhat fluidly, in some facsimile of magical dances, such as the Fox Trot, which by the way is our first assigned dance for the first competition on ABC March 17. The other dance pros, men and women (Mark Ballas in bow tie here)are all available and helpful to each of us novices 24/7. Henry and I are locked in a rehearsal studio four hours a day (we would put more time in but at least for these first two weeks, all of us have been sworn to do only four hours daily). Besides my own obvious background in swimming, I've covered and followed sports my entire life and I can tell you the rigors and complicated nuances of the Fox Trot are daunting, to understate it. Every muscle of the body is in flexion, while trying to glide and bend and hop, all in perfect unison with your partner. I'm in this competition for the purity of the dance itself. Dancing has always been an integral part of my life and now I have a chance to immerse myself hours every day with a world-class partner. What joy... what a challenge. Stay tuned... reports to come throughout the journey... [...]
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Camila McConaughey: I Didn't Wear a Big Oscars Gown Because I'm Not a Nominee
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Matthew McConaughey's gorgeous wife shares details on her custom Gabriela Cadena dress [...]
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Why Pitbull Is Actually Great And We Should All Love Him
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Why so much Pitbull hate? Let’s all give him a Mr. Worldwide hug. This is for everyone who knows that Pitbull is actually a gift to this world. Getty Images / Bryan Bedder First of all, he managed to go from just a one-area-code man... To Mr. Worldwide. He literally took over the world through song. Try to find him looking anything but classy and suave. View Entire List › [...]
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How I Met Your Mother's Alyson Hannigan Gets All Choked Up Over Saying Goodbye To TV Hubby Jason Segel On The Talk! Watch All The Tears HERE!
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But...but...but Lily and Marshall can't split up! Ever! Okay, so maybe they were separated for a spell in Season 2, but that BARELY counts! How I Met Your Mother's Alyson Hannigan got teary on The Talk when she was asked what she'd miss most about her TV husband Jason Segel, as this gurl could not keep it together: "He's just such a wonderful guy...I'm getting all...I'm not gonna miss him. I'm not good at answering this question at all. I'm on a daytime talk show crying, this isn't how it was supposed to go." Who can blame her for getting a little verklempt? We're sad that we'll be saying goodbye to all these wonderful characters, too! SRSLY on a graph of crazy versus hot, Alyson is crazy hot! We're going to miss the adorable (and occasionally kinky) on air love between her and Jason! We'll even miss little Marvin Wait-For-It Eriksen! [...]
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QOTD: Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Like To Do Each Other To His Songs
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Because Alan Thicke’s son’s entire goal in life is to let you know every detail about his fuck life (future headline: Robin Thicke says the average weight of his cum loads is approximately 3.97 gallons), he told Elle (via People) something about his fuck life. We already know that Robin’s dick is bigger than his son’s (there’s not enough CAN’Ts in the world) and now he’s saying that his wife Paula Patton loves to bump wet parts to his songs. Robin says that their sex life is sometimes too spicy (ugh) and they love to role play and hump each other to his falsetto. When asked if they sex each other to his songs, he said: “Yes. In fact, she likes to do it more than ever now. Sometimes she’ll even play groupie for me.” You know, I think Robin’s answer got lost in translation. What he meant to say is: “She’ll pick out a groupie for me so she won’t have to fuck me to my own stupid songs.” Robin wants us all to think that they’re so damn freaky and that they regularly have orgies on top of a giant, lubed-up screen playing his videos on a loop. But I wouldn’t be surprised if a hot night for them is sipping chamomile tea while watching CBS in their separate twin beds. And Robin can keep trying, but we all know that Alan is the freakiest Thicke. I’m sure Alan loves to fuck to the Growing Pains theme song. Show me that smile again… Here’s Robin and Paula with their kid at the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood yesterday. $(function(){ $("#gallery_116574").microfiche({ buttons: false,bullets: false }); $("#thumbcontainer_116574 .prevthumb").click(function() { $("#gallery_116574").microfiche({ slideByPages: -1 }); }); $("#thumbcontainer_116574 .nextthumb").click(function() { $("#gallery_116574").microfiche({ slideByPages: 1 }); }); }); Pics: Splash, NYDN [...]
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Justin Bieber Just Turned Himself In To Toronto Police, But You Won't Belieb What Happened Next!
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Wowzers!!! Earlier we told you Justin Bieber was in hot water with Canadian law enforcement -- well, as hot as any water can be during a polar vortex -- and it looks like we were right! The Biebs turned himself in just minutes ago at a Toronto police station for allegedly assaulting a limo driver weeks and weeks ago, but he had to fight his way through an insanely large crowd to do so! Between screaming young Beliebers eager to put eyes on their 19-year-old pop idol, shouting paparazzi, and the extremely polite police force, the scene was straight up CRAY! CBC reporter John Lancaster thinks Justin won't be held over night. He thinks Canadian po-po plans on "processing" JB and then releasing him this very evening! The reporter tweeted: For those asking, #Bieber will emerge from that police station after being "processed". He's not being held in custody. #sl — john lancaster (@jlancasterCBC) January 30, 2014 Wow! We aren't sure whether or not he really attacked a limo driver, but the police certainly seem to be taking these allegations very seriously! We'll let you know as soon as Biebsy makes bail, but, in the meanwhile... CLICK HERE for his new music video Confident! [Image via TwitterWatchCTVNews/.] [...]
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Leonardo DiCaprio Wrestled With A Man At Coachella
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*Play* wrestled, of course. The dude got down & dirty while a group of friends watched and cheered him on. By the looks of it, he could've used a little tag team support... Eventually, the fake scuffle stops and everyone claps that Leo hung in there so long. View Entire List › [...]
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Pretty Much Every Time An Anti-Gay Pastor Cites "Science"
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Correlation ≠ Causation. Comic by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal . smbc-comics.com More debunking of logical fallacies at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. [...]
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Here's Bryan Singer Dressed As A Priest With Three Young Men
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The X-Men director is currently facing a lawsuit that alleges he sexually abused a teenage boy in the late 1990s. Here’s a glimpse of Singer amid the Hollywood culture of powerful older men and young actors. The photo of director Bryan Singer (second from left) appears to have been taken at a 2012 Halloween party in West Hollywood. The photo was anonymously submitted to the gossip blog WeHo Confidential, which also features the series "Bryan Singer's Flavor of the Week." The young man to Singer's left was, according to the man's Facebook page, 19 at the time. wehoconfidential.com One of the young men from the Halloween party photo appears here with Bryan Singer and actor Taylor Lautner. The date this photograph was taken is currently unknown. wehoconfidential.com LINK: ABC To Remove Bryan Singer’s Name From Ads For His New Show Amid Lawsuit [...]
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What It Looks Like When the Internet Dances Along with Bruno Mars
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Get ready to start grooving all over again [...]
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Lauren Conrad Loves Making Time for 'Date Night' with William Tell
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"I'm very happy," the newly engaged starlet tells PEOPLE. "I've been very, very fortunate this year" [...]
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Joe & Teresa Giudice Are In Danger Of Losing Their Home?!
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We can’t say we didn’t see this coming… Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Joe and Teresa Giudice have plead guilty to a number of fraud charges, and now they may lose their home! They owe tons of people money, including the government, but there’s not much ca$$$h coming in anymore! A source said: “Teresa has hardly any income coming in because of her guilty plea in the federal fraud and conspiracy case. If it weren’t for the money she’s made from Real Housewives of New Jersey, she would be in serious financial trouble right now. Her book sales have been very low, and Teresa hasn’t been offered any gigs for paid promotional appearances either. It’s a foregone conclusion, Teresa absolutely will have to sell her beloved New Jersey mansion. She’s terrified she could end up homeless.” After Teresa’s ‘cash only’ book signing, it’s not too surprising that she hasn’t been asked many other places. At least they have some sort of money though, because there are still kids involved in the situation, and you never like to see children hurt by their parents’ decisions. Still, maybe it’s time for Teresa and Joe to sell the place, pay some people back, and live simply for awhile. [Image via WENN.] [...]
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PHOTO: See Jimmy Fallon's Cute Little Chicken
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The Late Night host's 3-month-old daughter Winnie Rose looks adorable in her Halloween costume [...]
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